Warning: Cialis and Nitrate Grappling Don’t Mix


What Is The Most Spirited Info I Should Skilled in Adjacent to describe cialis online? Do not be involved aside cialis online if you:

* grapple with medicines called “nitrates” which are over again prescribed in the care of box nuisance as the claque may justification an unsafe cut in blood exigency
* grip recreational drugs called “poppers” like amyl nitrite and butyl nitrite
* are allergic to CIALIS or ADCIRCA™ (tadalafil), or any of its ingredients


Dear cialisonlinevx,

I’m glad you asked,  it’s a question that I’m sure has been on many reader’s minds lately, especially after my last post on that subject I don’t remember now but can assure you was completely unrelated.

In my humble opinion, I think you should start by skilling the spirited info with the least amount of transferrable skillz, and then work your way up. Really, they’re the ones who tend to be more naive about things like medicine grappling, and/or unsafe cuts justified by claque justifications. Not only that, I heard those infos grip recreational amyl and butyl nitrite “poppers” like nobody’s business. (that’s why theyre so spirited all the time.)

Let me know how things work out, cialisonlinevx. Or, better yet, don’t.





June 24, 2010 at 3:24 am Leave a comment

Just One of the Several Million Pounds I’ve Won This Week

The “British Office” (just one apparently, which should relieve downtown congestion…) has some important news involving lots and lots of pounds (like The View)…

Your email address has won,£1,000,000Pounds,in the on going UK promo.send your details:


send to our agent
Mr. Mark Foster
Tel:+44 704-571-0545


Mr. Mark Foster-

Right-o! This is fantastic news! I’ve been a under a lot of bills lately so this one million will come in handy and should chip it down to a manageable 200,000 or so.

As luck would have it, I am in the UK right now, touring abandoned castles with select members of Improv Now! Where can I pick this up?

Names: Currently using only one and it’s at the bottom of this page.
Teles: 222+441+019221+EEE
Age: Mid-30’s but I’d rather like to think I’m “timeless” if not “ageless.”
Address: Nothing permanent as I am visiting, but check at the South London Hostel Association. I’m listed under “Arrogant Spectator #4.”
Occupation: Artist, first and foremost, but more realistically, a barrista.
Country: Again, nothing permanent. A series of awkward situations back home has made it essential that I travel constantly. If pressed, I would cite “Monrovia” but I have nothing to back that up.



June 12, 2010 at 5:06 am Leave a comment

Invading the relatively peaceful waters of Hidden Leaves’ weekly Ear Candy feature is stroyfinance, who pipes in with knowing when to hold them, etc. for no apparent reason:

stroyfinance@web.de at 8:29 am

Sorry to hear about your frustrations with poker, but i guess thats the nature of the game. Doing everything right, and still losing is extremely difficult to overcome, but maybe taking a break and spending time away from tournament poker will allow you to be refreshed and rejuvenated, and remember why you love tournament poker so much. Best of luck.

Damn straight, stroyfinance! I’ve been so frustrated with poker that I haven’t played for money in at least a decade. I’ve never played in tournament, that I know of. Maybe that’s why I’m so tired in the morning. . .

[Additional commentary from Ulysses himself.]


June 10, 2010 at 6:55 pm Leave a comment

He Said What???


Dishes Utensils

Bloomberg now says he wants to put city trash in sealed containers in each of New York’s five boroughs. Dishes Utensils


Oh, come on! Are you serious??? Who does this Bloomberg guy think he is, anyway? Ralph Nader? Next thing you know he’s going to tell everyone that they have to start driving Smart cars. And do their own composting.

What a chump.

Anyway, thanks for the heads up, Dishes Utensils. I’ll make sure to warn the city trash that Bloomberg’s on a rampage.



June 10, 2010 at 1:00 am Leave a comment

Honesty is the best policy.

Doug Brock
2010/05/27 at 6:44 pm


Very Great article. Honestly.


Really, Doug? You think so? I mean, you don’t think it was too, well, “article-ly”?

Because I wasn’t sure. I mean, it’s a lot easier to tell when you’re on the other side of the fence, you know? Like, I could look at someone else’s article and think, “Wow, that’s a very great article. Honestly.” But then when I go to my blog and look at my article, I wonder what in the fuck made me think I could write an honestly very great article in the first place? It’s usually then that I start throwing a bunch of shit, and calling all of my ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriends and threatening to kill them, and the next thing you know I’m waking up on the floor, next to an empty bottle vodka and tub of Ben and Jerry’s Chunky Monkey ice-cream.

I guess it probably wouldn’t be that bad if I wasn’t severely lactose intolerant…

Who knows, maybe I’m just being too hard on myself. Honestly, What do you think?


May 31, 2010 at 1:05 pm Leave a comment

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May 28, 2010 at 11:07 pm Leave a comment

Somewhere Out There…


From: Jackson

Do you think we�ll ever lose touch with each other?


I hope not, Jackson. For the love of God, I hope not.

But if it ever does happen, always remember the song that you and I might’ve sung to each other, had we ever actually made each other’s acquaintance:


“And even though we know how very far apart we are,
It helps to think we might be wishing
On the same bright star,
And when the spammers start to send u
s asinine junk mail ,
It helps to think the spam police will soon
Be on their tail.”


BFFs 4-Eva, J.


May 27, 2010 at 1:36 am Leave a comment

Acai Side Effects Presents: WordPress Poetry Slam

The triumphant return of the Acai Berry Poetry Troupe!

The following was sent in by Ulysses of Hidden Leaves whose remarkable prose and keen insight has occasionally moved even the steeliest of spammers to wax poetically (and incomprehensibly):

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Excellent. That’ll show the soulless bourgeoisie that the real “crisis capacity” belongs to the “hair members” and not the “window experts.” In particular, “impose ear escape woman” recalls the finest moments of Terrence Trent Darby and some of the more “bohemian” essays of Edie Brickell (without her New Bohemians).

Thanks for the submission, Ulysses.


May 25, 2010 at 9:52 pm 2 comments

May God Bless You Impatiently

From: Miss Tessy


I am very happy to meet you, compliments of the day!

My name is Miss Tessy, I’m looking for a person of trust and confidence, and I know this email will find you in good health and also surprise but God has his own way of bringing people together.I was moved to write to you and also seek his advice that I know it helps me overcome my present situation, I’m currently single and looking for a reliable and God fearing person. My dear, In your free time, which can please write me back so I can explain more about me, my data, my photos and my purpose of writing to you. Please do not overlook a humble heart and solitary quest for love. A good friendship is the foundation to build on other things in the future. May God bless you impatiently waiting for me to read you.


From: CLT

Miss Tessy!

I’m so glad this email came my way! Its rays of somewhat incoherent sunshine were just what I needed on a day like today! Did you ever notice how slow time goes when you’ve run out of Internet to read and there’s still 4 hours left on your shift? Ghastly!

Thank you for inquiring about my health. It is in good shape and I still have the “Polyp Free Since ’73” sticker from my proctologist’s office to prove it. Hallelujah!

You and I are of a kind, Miss Tessy. I too am looking for a woman with the “fear of God” in her, preferably one that is also “clean,” “reliable” and “low-milage.” And I’m sure you will be thrilled to know that I wholeheartedly believe in the sanctity of marriage, as my current marriage of 7+ years will surely bear out. Marriage is a wonderful experience, and if my math is correct, beginning a second, concurrent marriage would make life easily twice as wonderful!

We could give both marriages a shot for a couple of years before deciding which betrothal seems more “sanctified” or “less litigious.” I’m sure with the proper outlook we could persuade even the stiffest of upper lips to concede that a slew of wonderful marriages is the only way to go!

Here’s a little info on me:

Medium Height
Medium Build
No distinguishing features or tattoos

I’m still in the same shape that I was in high school, where my general nondescriptness contributed greatly to my being voted “Most Likely” for two years running!

But enough small talk. I can’t wait to set this in motion and get to know the real you! As the notorious poet “Biggie” (Hey, that’s MY high school nickname! LOL!) Smalls once opined: “Honeys want to chat/But all we want to know is where the party at.”

Asthmatically awaiting your response,

Well. I’ll just grab my inhaler and sit a spell.


May 22, 2010 at 11:26 pm Leave a comment

He Likes Me…He Really Likes Me!


From: Jack

hey there. got your comments over at trs. do keep up! i have to say i laugh out loud reading your blog and love it. “i put the ‘man’ in manic”…. celebrity relapse…. you’d be surprised at how much time i have spent over the years making up funny stuff like but i never did much with it but email it to my friends…. now you have given me an idea. so what else do we have in common, apart from my being in peru and bolivia in 2000 and your going there later this year to celebrate the 9th anniversary of my trip +1?  


Hey Jack! 

Thanks for the gratuitous compliments. I’m really glad you liked those non-existent posts on my blog, I was starting to wonder if anyone would not notice they weren’t there.

I can’t wait to hear the idea I gave you!  I’m guessing it has nothing to do with anything I’ve ever written?

Oh, and as for your question re: what else we have in common…well, besides the fact that I’m not going to Peru and Bolivia, I can only imagine! 

Thanks again, Jack. Knowing there are people out there who don’t actually read my blog yet still let me know how much they enjoy it, well, let’s just say it makes everything worthwhile.  


May 20, 2010 at 11:03 am Leave a comment

That’s a Hell of a Lot of Windmills…


$2,000,000.00 has been award to you in the 2010 Royal Dutch Grant Award, File your claim by sending your:

Occupation……. &
Sex………….. to: shellonline2010@yahoo.ie

Mrs. Monica D.

Enticing. And obviously harmless. Let’s contact Mrs. Monica D. Shellonline 2010, shall we?

Mrs. Monica D.,

This is great news! Some of my favorite people have been Dutch! Rembrandt… the little painter kid… um… so many others…

Well, I can’t wait to get my dike-plugging fingers on that award money!

Here’s my info:
Name: Capitalist Lion Tamer
Tel….: KL5-0080-0011-1-4 (wait 4 seconds, then) 222-3131 (when timed right, it plays a bit from “You Should Be Dancing” by the Bee Gees)
Country: Patagonia
Occupation: Malingerer First Class, Royal Submariners Union
Sex: Never on a first email!

Thanks in advance for all the kroners or whatever the hell it is you Dutch use for money! Here’s hoping for a favorable exchange rate!


No response yet but I have most of my limbs crossed!

Here’s the irritating part: I didn’t ask to talk to them, but they made themselves omnipresent. And now that they have my interest, they just wander off, never to be heard from again. I don’t mind being scammed. I just hate being ignored.


May 16, 2010 at 9:38 pm Leave a comment

Because Every Time I Buy You a “Large,” You Just End Up Throwing Half of It Away…

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Date: Tue, May 11, 2010 at 2:06 PM
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I don’t know, tonocis. Maybe God just hates you.


May 13, 2010 at 8:43 pm Leave a comment

Hmm. I Must Have Clicked “Forward All.” Anyway… Happy Mother’s Day!

Via bschooled. (Which probably explains these…)


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All in all, extremely disturbing. Kind of makes you want to slap a condom on your ethernet cable. Thanks for the submission, bschooled.


May 8, 2010 at 11:45 am Leave a comment

What I Wouldn’t Give for an Enthusiastic Bongo Player…

 Acai Berry Diet Pill in Stores on the subject of popular music, especially dance mixes thereof:

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Wow bob wow. Not a single article in sight but the word “deputy” makes multiple appearances. And what to make of “very bloody”? Nothing says “Buy more acai berry products” like the unexpected appearance of the word “bloody.”

Even if this Acai Berry isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, at least it will “remove male need.”


May 8, 2010 at 5:17 am Leave a comment

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