That’s a Hell of a Lot of Windmills…
$2,000,000.00 has been award to you in the 2010 Royal Dutch Grant Award, File your claim by sending your:
Sex………….. to: firstname.lastname@example.org
Mrs. Monica D.
Enticing. And obviously harmless. Let’s contact Mrs. Monica D. Shellonline 2010, shall we?
Mrs. Monica D.,
This is great news! Some of my favorite people have been Dutch! Rembrandt… the little painter kid… um… so many others…
Well, I can’t wait to get my dike-plugging fingers on that award money!
Here’s my info:
Name: Capitalist Lion Tamer
Tel….: KL5-0080-0011-1-4 (wait 4 seconds, then) 222-3131 (when timed right, it plays a bit from “You Should Be Dancing” by the Bee Gees)
Occupation: Malingerer First Class, Royal Submariners Union
Sex: Never on a first email!
Thanks in advance for all the kroners or whatever the hell it is you Dutch use for money! Here’s hoping for a favorable exchange rate!
No response yet but I have most of my limbs crossed!
Here’s the irritating part: I didn’t ask to talk to them, but they made themselves omnipresent. And now that they have my interest, they just wander off, never to be heard from again. I don’t mind being scammed. I just hate being ignored.