Just One of the Several Million Pounds I’ve Won This Week
The “British Office” (just one apparently, which should relieve downtown congestion…) has some important news involving lots and lots of pounds (like The View)…
Your email address has won,£1,000,000Pounds,in the on going UK promo.send your details:
send to our agent
Mr. Mark Foster
Mr. Mark Foster-
Right-o! This is fantastic news! I’ve been a under a lot of bills lately so this one million will come in handy and should chip it down to a manageable 200,000 or so.
As luck would have it, I am in the UK right now, touring abandoned castles with select members of Improv Now! Where can I pick this up?
Names: Currently using only one and it’s at the bottom of this page.
Age: Mid-30’s but I’d rather like to think I’m “timeless” if not “ageless.”
Address: Nothing permanent as I am visiting, but check at the South London Hostel Association. I’m listed under “Arrogant Spectator #4.”
Occupation: Artist, first and foremost, but more realistically, a barrista.
Country: Again, nothing permanent. A series of awkward situations back home has made it essential that I travel constantly. If pressed, I would cite “Monrovia” but I have nothing to back that up.