Just One of the Several Million Pounds I’ve Won This Week

June 12, 2010 at 5:06 am Leave a comment

The “British Office” (just one apparently, which should relieve downtown congestion…) has some important news involving lots and lots of pounds (like The View)…

Your email address has won,£1,000,000Pounds,in the on going UK promo.send your details:

Names…….
Tele…….
Age…….
Address…….
occupation…….
country…….

send to our agent
Mr. Mark Foster
Tel:+44 704-571-0545
email:redeem_prize1122@live.co.uk

 

Mr. Mark Foster-

Right-o! This is fantastic news! I’ve been a under a lot of bills lately so this one million will come in handy and should chip it down to a manageable 200,000 or so.

As luck would have it, I am in the UK right now, touring abandoned castles with select members of Improv Now! Where can I pick this up?

Details
Names: Currently using only one and it’s at the bottom of this page.
Teles: 222+441+019221+EEE
Age: Mid-30’s but I’d rather like to think I’m “timeless” if not “ageless.”
Address: Nothing permanent as I am visiting, but check at the South London Hostel Association. I’m listed under “Arrogant Spectator #4.”
Occupation: Artist, first and foremost, but more realistically, a barrista.
Country: Again, nothing permanent. A series of awkward situations back home has made it essential that I travel constantly. If pressed, I would cite “Monrovia” but I have nothing to back that up.

Sincerely,
CLT

-CLT

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