This is the reason we’re here. A stream-of-consciousness faux-comment meant to sell you on the magical acai berry, which kicks fat right in its fat ass. Not a single a/an/the in sight. A bludgeoning of the English language, whipped up by a hellish algorithm and unleashed into the wild.
And I quote:
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It’s like the poetry slam that put you off poetry slams. It’s like the sparse antagonism of the avant-garde that made you purchase a Rockwell print. It’s a dictionary in search of collation.
Welcome to the place where spam meets timelessness. And where your bookmarks gain an uncomfortably-named URL.
And, finally… a blog that writes itself.