This is the reason we’re here. A stream-of-consciousness faux-comment meant to sell you on the magical acai berry, which kicks fat right in its fat ass. Not a single a/an/the in sight. A bludgeoning of the English language, whipped up by a hellish algorithm and unleashed into the wild.

And I quote:

because by pocket very bloody straight membership try chain currently fall movement small present still colleague per meanwhile welfare negotiation married circumstance introduction remove male need influence jump eye

It’s like the poetry slam that put you off poetry slams. It’s like the sparse antagonism of the avant-garde that made you purchase a Rockwell print. It’s a dictionary in search of collation.

Welcome to the place where spam meets timelessness. And where your bookmarks gain an uncomfortably-named URL.

And, finally… a blog that writes itself.



4 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Vodka and Ground Beef  |  July 12, 2010 at 1:03 pm

    BRILLIANT!!! Why didn’t I think of this? No, seriously, why didn’t I?

    • 2. Capitalist Lion Tamer  |  July 12, 2010 at 4:43 pm

      Perhaps you just hadn’t received the right spam yet.

      On the other hand, for a blog I’ve declared will “write itself,” it sure doesn’t seem to be doing much of that.

  • 3. Shear Viscosity  |  January 9, 2011 at 9:09 am

    I appreciate that the web address looks like “the penis made out of spam”…
    Was that intentional?

    • 4. Capitalist Lion Tamer  |  January 9, 2011 at 10:52 am

      Very much so. I used up a lot of brain power that could have been directed more usefully coming up with a url that contained “penis” while pointing to a site that contained not a single one.

      As you can see the site is languishing, perhaps as a result of an overextension of brain power.


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