Acai Side Effects Presents: WordPress Poetry Slam

The triumphant return of the Acai Berry Poetry Troupe!

The following was sent in by Ulysses of Hidden Leaves whose remarkable prose and keen insight has occasionally moved even the steeliest of spammers to wax poetically (and incomprehensibly):

side effects acai writes:

Currently Thing,in path terms weather comparison emphasis break purpose observation activity season vital reader problem studio explore mind obvious error west derive responsibility gentleman circle recently leaf ask most pound bus reaction next green presence really channel telephone engineering exchange current on life campaign impose ear escape woman currently after another long previous assembly patient handle hair member play truth instruction parliament client order wide direct form crisis capacity wing picture once former towards show background admit window expert might damage expenditure meaning one ship hotel vote

Excellent. That’ll show the soulless bourgeoisie that the real “crisis capacity” belongs to the “hair members” and not the “window experts.” In particular, “impose ear escape woman” recalls the finest moments of Terrence Trent Darby and some of the more “bohemian” essays of Edie Brickell (without her New Bohemians).

Thanks for the submission, Ulysses.

-CLT

What I Wouldn’t Give for an Enthusiastic Bongo Player…

 Acai Berry Diet Pill in Stores on the subject of popular music, especially dance mixes thereof:

Powerful Break,when worry shape final eat account least also speed possible state simple cause especially corner evening animal program difficult death day organisation aye accident love offer aim choice existence link sometimes from basic public arrive step central winner because by pocket very bloody straight membership try chain currently fall movement small present still colleague per meanwhile welfare negotiation married circumstance introduction remove male need influence jump eye roof desire search primary die teach inside total statement thank again package key welfare collect deputy sea even deputy essential opinion

Wow bob wow. Not a single article in sight but the word “deputy” makes multiple appearances. And what to make of “very bloody”? Nothing says “Buy more acai berry products” like the unexpected appearance of the word “bloody.”

Even if this Acai Berry isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, at least it will “remove male need.”

-CLT