The triumphant return of the Acai Berry Poetry Troupe!
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Excellent. That’ll show the soulless bourgeoisie that the real “crisis capacity” belongs to the “hair members” and not the “window experts.” In particular, “impose ear escape woman” recalls the finest moments of Terrence Trent Darby and some of the more “bohemian” essays of Edie Brickell (without her New Bohemians).
Thanks for the submission, Ulysses.
From: Miss Tessy
I am very happy to meet you, compliments of the day!
My name is Miss Tessy, I’m looking for a person of trust and confidence, and I know this email will find you in good health and also surprise but God has his own way of bringing people together.I was moved to write to you and also seek his advice that I know it helps me overcome my present situation, I’m currently single and looking for a reliable and God fearing person. My dear, In your free time, which can please write me back so I can explain more about me, my data, my photos and my purpose of writing to you. Please do not overlook a humble heart and solitary quest for love. A good friendship is the foundation to build on other things in the future. May God bless you impatiently waiting for me to read you.
I’m so glad this email came my way! Its rays of somewhat incoherent sunshine were just what I needed on a day like today! Did you ever notice how slow time goes when you’ve run out of Internet to read and there’s still 4 hours left on your shift? Ghastly!
Thank you for inquiring about my health. It is in good shape and I still have the “Polyp Free Since ’73” sticker from my proctologist’s office to prove it. Hallelujah!
You and I are of a kind, Miss Tessy. I too am looking for a woman with the “fear of God” in her, preferably one that is also “clean,” “reliable” and “low-milage.” And I’m sure you will be thrilled to know that I wholeheartedly believe in the sanctity of marriage, as my current marriage of 7+ years will surely bear out. Marriage is a wonderful experience, and if my math is correct, beginning a second, concurrent marriage would make life easily twice as wonderful!
We could give both marriages a shot for a couple of years before deciding which betrothal seems more “sanctified” or “less litigious.” I’m sure with the proper outlook we could persuade even the stiffest of upper lips to concede that a slew of wonderful marriages is the only way to go!
Here’s a little info on me:
No distinguishing features or tattoos
I’m still in the same shape that I was in high school, where my general nondescriptness contributed greatly to my being voted “Most Likely” for two years running!
But enough small talk. I can’t wait to set this in motion and get to know the real you! As the notorious poet “Biggie” (Hey, that’s MY high school nickname! LOL!) Smalls once opined: “Honeys want to chat/But all we want to know is where the party at.”
Asthmatically awaiting your response,
Well. I’ll just grab my inhaler and sit a spell.
hey there. got your comments over at trs. do keep up! i have to say i laugh out loud reading your blog and love it. “i put the ‘man’ in manic”…. celebrity relapse…. you’d be surprised at how much time i have spent over the years making up funny stuff like but i never did much with it but email it to my friends…. now you have given me an idea. so what else do we have in common, apart from my being in peru and bolivia in 2000 and your going there later this year to celebrate the 9th anniversary of my trip +1?
Thanks for the gratuitous compliments. I’m really glad you liked those non-existent posts on my blog, I was starting to wonder if anyone would not notice they weren’t there.
I can’t wait to hear the idea I gave you! I’m guessing it has nothing to do with anything I’ve ever written?
Oh, and as for your question re: what else we have in common…well, besides the fact that I’m not going to Peru and Bolivia, I can only imagine!
Thanks again, Jack. Knowing there are people out there who don’t actually read my blog yet still let me know how much they enjoy it, well, let’s just say it makes everything worthwhile.
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Mrs. Monica D.
Enticing. And obviously harmless. Let’s contact Mrs. Monica D. Shellonline 2010, shall we?
Mrs. Monica D.,
This is great news! Some of my favorite people have been Dutch! Rembrandt… the little painter kid… um… so many others…
Well, I can’t wait to get my dike-plugging fingers on that award money!
Here’s my info:
Name: Capitalist Lion Tamer
Tel….: KL5-0080-0011-1-4 (wait 4 seconds, then) 222-3131 (when timed right, it plays a bit from “You Should Be Dancing” by the Bee Gees)
Occupation: Malingerer First Class, Royal Submariners Union
Sex: Never on a first email!
Thanks in advance for all the kroners or whatever the hell it is you Dutch use for money! Here’s hoping for a favorable exchange rate!
No response yet but I have most of my limbs crossed!
Here’s the irritating part: I didn’t ask to talk to them, but they made themselves omnipresent. And now that they have my interest, they just wander off, never to be heard from again. I don’t mind being scammed. I just hate being ignored.
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I don’t know, tonocis. Maybe God just hates you.
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All in all, extremely disturbing. Kind of makes you want to slap a condom on your ethernet cable. Thanks for the submission, bschooled.
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